California Divorce

What is California Divorce?

When a married couple from California get divorced, but still have sex with each other.

Jim and Janes terms of their "California Divorce" include Jim paying alimony, child support and sleeping with jane on the weekends.

Happy Midget-porn Crack-lighter Dance

1. Last resort, using a miniature Bic © lighter with low fuel to ignight a generic "adjustable flame" lighter to smoke a product...

Will Probably Be A Stripper In Her Older Years.

Ex:"That girl is such a Cryzlyn" See skank, whore, prostitute, cunt, hoe, slut, hoebag, slut muffin, fucker..

Gatched

1. When someone looks as if they would like to get your number or flirt with you but doesn't have the courage to do so. " OMGtha..

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