California Driver

What is California Driver?


1.

People (that include myself) who drive in bumper to bumper traffic, drinking a soda, talking on the cell, all while driving at 85mph. Thats talent.

whoa! those california drivers are crazy!

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2.

a driver who pulls u-turns just any old where who also thinks you can run stop signs cause they're not important dude

also crazy enough to shoot at other drivers during rush hour

"get off the road you clifornia driver"

3.

The worst driver on the face of the planet. Frequently seen drifting in and out of lanes without signal or checking mirrors/blindspots, going extremely slow, not using headlights and/or wipers in the rain, driving extremely slow during the slightest of drizzles, generally just freaking the fuck out when driving in the rain.

Also known for driving with a cell phone to their ears, despite the face their state is one of the first to pass laws prohibiting them from doing so.

Man, that California driver almost sideswiped me!

See idiot, moron, jackass, dumb fuck, fuck face, stupid bitch, cock juggling thunder cunt

4.

good california driver in the city always do right hand turns. Hay U stay alive longer.

newbee's think about it you never need to do left turns in the city this may take longer however risk of head on crash is less. Better yet take the LA RTD.

as a california driver it not your skill BUT ( mexican without insurance ) who can't read engrish stop signs...

See car, bike, bus, train, plane, turn signal, red light, green light, yellow light


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