California Enema

What is California Enema?

The instantaneous prairie dog effect that the first drag of a cigarette mixed with the first sip of a coffee creates when one first wakes up.

The origin of the California Enema stems from the lifestyle of those living in California who choose to survive on nothing but coffee & cigarettes.

"What a relaxing morning, mmmm..ffee and a smoke. OMG the california enema effect is taking over" (and you run to the toilet).

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