What is California Face Rocket?
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This wonderful invention was thought of by the chinese, wonderful nation.First get yourself down to a firework shop, quietely ask for your rocket, he should take you in the back of the shop and introduce you to the range of rockets, you could have a smaller rocket with very soft runny shite in it, or a larger variety with a stinkin big 3-day-saver turd! Then on the night of the event light the badboy and get ready for a wonderful-shitty explosion. Takes alot of prepariton, and alot of cleaning up, but well worth the wait!
The lass has been cleaning our house all day so i've been to pub. Had a reyt california face rocket last night, SHIT EVERYWHERE!!
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