What is California Home Fries?

1.

Breakfast item served to one night stands that insist on staying for breakfast. Made by first ejactulating onto the back or torso of another and then allowing to dry. Dried semen is then scraped from the body, fried, and served with eggs, toast, or other breakfast foods.

I served that bitch some California Home fries after fucking her shit last night.

See your mom
72

Random Words:

Greven
1. A strange creature, often seen lurking around public changing rooms wearing red underpants. Who is that at the window?, oh its a Greven..
Read more
Dragon Bottle Skeet
1. The act of emptying out a shampoo bottle then replacing the shampoo with skeet that you have saved for a couple of weeks. Resulting i..
Read more
Squality
1. A mix of super! and quality! Ohhhhhhhhh! Porno! Squality! See GirlSkater 2. something that is so beat up and dirty that it is unbeli..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free