What is California Home Fries?
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Breakfast item served to one night stands that insist on staying for breakfast. Made by first ejactulating onto the back or torso of another and then allowing to dry. Dried semen is then scraped from the body, fried, and served with eggs, toast, or other breakfast foods.
I served that bitch some California Home fries after fucking her shit last night.
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The act of unzipping the pants and whipping out the male member. May be considered foreplay to the zip and flip. But generally done to p..
