What is California Land Slide?
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When a male is straddling a woman's chest and she is preforming oral sex. The male poops on her and it slides down her chest. This works best when it is diarrhea.
Last night was so romantic. Joe gave me the gift of a California land slide.
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Random Words:
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Hottest new slang for "cut off my penis".
"punt my offices" is a perfect anagram for "cut off my penis"
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One who commits acts of beastiality.
Psycho bitch is a zooerastian.
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A furtive sexual act performed while small children in another room are distracted by video entertainment.
Just got the new Dora video...
