What is California Land Slide?


1.

When a male is straddling a woman's chest and she is preforming oral sex. The male poops on her and it slides down her chest. This works best when it is diarrhea.

Last night was so romantic. Joe gave me the gift of a California land slide.

See mung, cleaveland steamer, glass bottom boat, hot carl, hot plate


75

Random Words:

1. A smart person who will make you want to rip your clothes off. Have you seen Quoc Anh lately? He still has my shirt. See quoc, anh, se..
1. One-eyed bitch who has that one eye focussed on sex by any means. Her hair depicts an innocent young virgin, with flowing lox, while be..
1. The moment you find the only gas station or indoor toilet for the next 50 miles and sieze opportunity to poop. Husband: STOP right ther..