What is California Merge?
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When entering a highway or freeway, when you don't merge from the entrance ramp to the road itself until the entrance lane ends, and just expect that Moses will part the traffic for you so you don't end up smashed between a semi and one of those fat-ass Hummers. So named because the
"Look at me, I'm following the solid white line onto the highway because I suck at life."
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