California Pizza

What is California Pizza?


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The sexual act of jizzing, shitting, and vomiting on an unsuspecting woman's (or man's?) chest (in no particular order), making a very disgusting pizza. Then for added entertainment, rub her jugs together to slice up the pie.

Man: I met this chick at the bar with a tramp stamp that said "Cali 'Za" and I had no idea what it meant.

Friend: Did you ask her about it?

Man: Yeah, then she took me back to her place and had me cum, shit and throw up on her chest, she called it a "California Pizza"

Friend: Why would you even do that?! shit.

See shit, jizz, vomit


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