What is California Pizza Kitchen?
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The act of eating 10 pepperoni pizzas while your ass is simultaneously plugged up (to mimick the effects of constipation). Then shitting on a newspaper and making your partner read it.
Dude, I saved the newspaper from the day after 9/11 and decided to do a California Pizza Kitchen for my girl. I think she'll like it.
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Words that have been proven to combat a headache / migraine when repeated in a soft slow voice to soft music.
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