What is California Pizza Kitchen?

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The act of eating 10 pepperoni pizzas while your ass is simultaneously plugged up (to mimick the effects of constipation). Then shitting on a newspaper and making your partner read it.

Dude, I saved the newspaper from the day after 9/11 and decided to do a California Pizza Kitchen for my girl. I think she'll like it.

See pizza, new york, fucked up, newspaper, foshizzle
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