California Roll Edit Meaning

1.

v. To fail to make a complete stop at a red light or stop sign, especially when turning. Also known as a California stop.

"She got ticketed for a California roll."

2.

n.

1)sushi ordered in Japanese restaurants by white people or virgin sushi eaters

2)contains imitation crab meat, avacado, mayo, cucumber, seasame seeds, dried seaweed, wrapped inside white rice (no raw fish)

whitey #1: "eeewww yuck raw fish, i don't eat bait that's like totally gross. can i order a hot dog or burger."

yuppie: "order some california rolls, it's like as cool as yoga and the other asian crap i think i know about to appear to be cultured and sophisticated when all i'm doing is following some stupid trend started by celebrities."

3.

The true name of the popular term california stop.

Jeff california-rolled through the stop sign/traffic light when turning right.

4.

A Californian's response to the "Stop" sign.

The California Roller slows down slightly while rolling through an intersection as an acknowledgement that the local Department of Public Safety has gone to the expense and trouble of placing a traffic control sign or blinking red light there.

"No California Rolls at the stop sign - you must come to a complete stop." (as donated to the UD by my wife, the driving coach)

See california, roll

5.

when driving, you anticipate a red light and slow down way before, so that by the time you reach it it's already green and you dont have to stop.

you're still moving, so its faster than racing up to it and then stopping. this is also great when you're poor and can't afford fuel to keep accelerating from zero.

if you're good you can stay in second or third gear

oh shit, that lights gone red

*slows down slightly*

no sweat, we'll california roll it

See driving, cars, fuel, traffic, stop

6.

Strictly white people's type of sushi. This, by NO means, is a real type of sushi which features rice INSIDE the seaweed.

real sushi is rolled inside the seaweed, unlike he california roll.

7.

2. The act of making your tongue move in a waveform motion while performing fellatio.

Tonya's special skill as a hooker was her California Roll for blow jobs.