California Scents

What is California Scents?


1.

WOW I wish I could buy some of those california scents. Not all smell bad

california sea scents: smell good like long beach

california pine scents: smell good like santa cruz

california desert scents: smell good like salton sea

california smog scents: smell good like los angeles

california beer scents: smell good like mexican tecate

california bear scents: smell bad like dog poop

california fog scents: smell good like san francisco

california snow scents: smell ???? can was empty.

It takes a western nose to understand california scents

See smell, stink, stinker butt, dirty moke, california water, sea hag, california redwoods

2.

Awesome smelling car/home air freshener. Comes in little cat food containers, not to be mistaken as cat food, cause tuna in your car really stinks.

They work wonders.

Yo pass that california scents yo, fo shizzle me wanna smell da Laguna Breeze. O'Reilly?

See smell, laguna, breeze, cherry

3.

SHITTY SHITTY smelling little fertilizer looking shit in a little can that looks like cat food. It makes the room STANK.

Christa walked into the homeroom and covered her nose with her sleeve, eyes watering. She glanced at the California Scents can on the teacher's desk and whined as it was labeled "Lasts 60 Days!"


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