What is Californicons?
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People who are not butt-fuckers, but laid-back, pot-smoking, happy group of people who laugh at all those motherfuckers who are freezing to death in Wisconsin. Douches!
Dude... wait, um... what am I doing?... Like, an example, right?... Naw man... Hey, that's cool hair, man... Let's go get two tacos and a soda pop.
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A larger than average ding-a-ling.
"Hang on a minute man, I've gotta go to the bathroom and relieve the 'ol king-a-ling...