Calimesa

What is Calimesa?

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A small town, made up of old folks, fast food restaurants, and some gas stations. Most people, go there...for gas, or to take a dump. It's not that well-known. At least it's better than the shit hole town next door, Yucaipa.

Guy #1: Have you ever been to Calimesa?

Guy #2: I think I got gas from there.

Guy #1: Do you like the town?

Guy #2: I only went there to get gas, and take a dump. How should I know if it's nice or not?

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