What is Calipari?
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verb: to abruptly leave someone or something, to fuck over
Wife: "You've been acting different lately, is something wrong?"
Husband: "Don't worry honey, everything is fine. I would never calipari you."
Customer: "Dude that guy just walked out on his bar tab."
Bartender: "Yeah, i just got caliparied."
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The fear of cheese.
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One who secretly sniffs buttholes
Jesse: Michael are you smelling my butthole?
Michael: I thought you told me to.
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