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When someone looks good from a distance, but when you get closer look you ask yourself what was i thinkin.
Your driving down the street..
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having a dick that is half the normal size. Having a dick that is half the size of your wife/girlfriends lover's dick (Primarily in..
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when numbers on an L.E.D. readout are rapidly changing they appear to be all 8's
I was filling up my car with gas I new I was havi..