What is Calki?
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Calki - A pale and partially retarded character who has the mind of a calculator, usefull to his friends becuase he can work anything out, usually short and cute and very amusing
"Man calki is fuking halarious!"
"Man jeremy is such a calki he can work anything out!"
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a skin complexion often had by italians, greeks, and hispanics. it is yellowish, and a very pretty color.
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When you tell someone that you are going to be somewhere at a certain time but show up hours later.
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