Call A Lumberjack

What is Call A Lumberjack?

What you need to do when you get "wood", from looking at a hot chick.

"Uh oh. Someone call a lumberjack. 'Cause I got WOOD!"

See boner, chubby, errection, hard-on, stiffy

Rat Stance

1. Standing position adopted while wanking (jerking off) in the shower. From the May 2005 edition of Viz comic. "So there I was in th..

24 Carat Llama Nugget

1. Something you find when under the influence of alcohol, that seems fucking amazing at the time. But when you wake up in the morning is a..

Fucoff

1. to invite others for coffee so you wanna go fucoff ? See java, cuppa, cafe, latte 2. Pronounced "Fuck-off". 1. Used to s..

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