Call Mum

What is Call Mum?

An excuse to hang up on someone to be able to masturbate.

"Hold on, I have to call mum, I'll call you back in 10 minutes"

See wanking, masturbating, jacking off

Jizzy Balls

1. When your balls are full of man juice. I was masturbating yesterday and got interrupted so now I've got jizzy balls. See blue bal..

Moon Cheese

1. Cheese... From the moon. Sweet, delicious, and sometimes addictive. Little people known as Eek (sometimes known as Eeklings) harvest th..

Jungle Baking

1. smoking weed in a bathroom while filled up with steam. "jungle baking is the shit, im so much higher," says pat. See bake, b..

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