Call Mum

What is Call Mum?

An excuse to hang up on someone to be able to masturbate.

"Hold on, I have to call mum, I'll call you back in 10 minutes"

See wanking, masturbating, jacking off

[uzair]

1. Fag, a person with a gay laugh and laughs at his own jokes, wears traditional clothes a lot. Man, stop acting like Uzair. See fag, gay..

Schlaffi

1. 1. adj.Limp. Without stimulation. (antonym: whiskey-dick) 2. n. Drop-kick of a human being. Liability to the DNA pool. "Just fing..

Yo Momma Jokes

1. Jokes that are commonly used to disboth the victim of the joke and his/her momma such as Yo Momma's so fat, stupid, ugly, poor...an..

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