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When your friend is getting a lap dance at the strip club and you keep leaning over to watch the girl dance.
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1: A turd
2: Fecal matter
"Dude, I just wrote your name with a porcelain crayon." (Took a crap)
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n. noisemaker.
You're better off dead or deaf.
Audience Member: Oh Em Geeeeee! My ears! Aahhhhh! *Attempts to puncture eardrum wi..