What is Calling Jesus On The Porcelain Telephone?
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The act of clinging to a toilet basin throwing up violently after a heavy night of binge drinking.
So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.
BLEURGH!!! Oh Jesus, BLEEEHHRRRK!!! Oh Lord, BLOOOORGH!!!! Aw Christ, HUUUUUEEEEEEERRRRGH!!!!! etc
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When you pick up a chic at a bar, bring her home, bang her and then put the used condom under your roommates pillow.
After I was done w..
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she don't know she's beautiful-
1. A girl who is amazing gorgeous, usually pale skinned with dark hair and eyes, she looks li..
