What is Calling Jesus On The Porcelain Telephone?
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The act of clinging to a toilet basin throwing up violently after a heavy night of binge drinking.
So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.
BLEURGH!!! Oh Jesus, BLEEEHHRRRK!!! Oh Lord, BLOOOORGH!!!! Aw Christ, HUUUUUEEEEEEERRRRGH!!!!! etc
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When toking from a bong, one must hold a lit lighter to the end of the chalice, put his mouth to the opening at the top of the bong and ..