Calls The Hogs

What is Calls The Hogs?


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While one sleeps, they are open-mouthed, potentially laying on their back and snoring so loudly the neighbors can't sleep. When a person calls the hogs they aren't the only ones aware of their bed time hour, so is everyone within a 2 mile radius. Hence, the hogs are running to his door at night!

My boyfriend calls the hogs right after sex...no goodnight, kiss on the cheek or anything. Just straight calls the hogs!


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