Callum

What is Callum?


1.

Callum is a hot, awesome, bootaful person. He's sooooo good on stage and he listens to all my problems and is such a champ and whoever goes out with him is so lucky.

Love you baby, Meez

Callum is wikid! :-)

2.

A Guy who has such a way with words that some people believe almost anything he says.

"Oh, your a right Callum!"

See callum, liar, persuasive, cool, immense

3.

the most amazing boy on the face of this earth;

his ability to make you laugh and smile is un-humanlike

he is also a very hot looking vampire and a very skilled guitar player.

boyfriend to ashli too :)

god he's such a- such a callum!!!!!

marry me!

See callum, guitar, funny, awesome, reliable

4.

A complete muppet!!!!!!!

Will give you the most irrelevant facts ever!!

Callum- Did you know that rabbits cannot be sick.

See muppet, boy, gay, big, kind

5.

english twat/ person who spends time excersising to impresss male/female population

i say theres a guy doing sum callums

See english, twat, male, female

6.

Someone who has a girlfriend, says they're straight BUT sucks off another boy.

"Ahh man lastnight I got so drunk I did a Callum"

"I'm so bored, want to Callum?"

See callum, mckenzie, gay, catherine, elliot

7.

inserting strange objects into ones bumholio at work.

to squat up and down on a toilet brush handle, whilst reading gay porn in your work toilet

doing a callum

See gay, callum, tesco, toilet, brush


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