Callum Deal

What is Callum Deal?


1.

wierd,demented,poof, and also fuked up

i love aliens from mars

2.

the most gayest person to ever roam the earth. he smells of dodgy oils and loves to set his bollocks on fire in the middle of public places.

my name is callum deal. i shag sheep


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