What is Calm Before The Storm?
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When you're
Bob: Man, I really gotta go.
Joe: Okay then, I'll pull into this gas station.
Bob: Never mind, it's going away. I think I can hold it in longer.
Joe: No you can't, that's the calm before the storm. I don't want you pissing yourself in my car.
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Getting a beej while taking a shit. It's also called a blumpkin.
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the sexual acrobatic super move of completing a double blumpkin by 69ing and simultaneously shitting.
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