Calm Down

What is Calm Down?


1.

What a large number of people that write definitions on this website need to do.

-Insert racist/stereotyping/biggoted/angry definition-

"Calm down, go take a lie down somewhere".

See calm down, racist, stereotype, ignorant, relax

2.

The term "calm down" is usually addressed to people who don't need to calm down at all, which makes it more funny.

person 1: heyy, whatsup?

person 2: oh myy goddd calm downn!

person 1: what the fuck? im calm!!

See calm, down, chill, olive oil, grandy

3.

when someone overreacts, calm down is what they need to do

Fisher: OMG give me that

Me: CALM DOWN!

See chill, relax, chillax

4.

an expression discoverd by a wise man named MISH

resulting in angry freshman

"dude i hate shakira" "calm the fuck down my friend" "serriously calm down"

See calm, down, mish, shakira, balls

5.

When a person waves their arms in a downward motion saying the words "Calm Down"

Josh the founder of "calm down"

Steve: " YOOO MAN WHATSS GOINN ONNN

Josh: "calm down" ~waves arms~

See josh, calm down, down, calm

6.

What a person of Jamaican decent says when he is asked to stop standing around with his hands in his pockets and help some customers.

Boss: "Suphel" please stop standing around with your hands in your pockets and help some customers.

"Suphel": Calm down, calm down, no need for the hostility.

Boss: What? I'm not being hostile. I'm telling you to do what I pay you to do.

((a little later))

"Suphel" (in H.R. office): Dat man needs to calm down and stop the picking on me. I do my job.

((next day))

Boss: "Suphel", what did I do to deserve being investigated?

"Suphel": Calm down, calm down. No need for the hostility, mahn.

Boss (exasperated): Fine, do whatever you want. But, so you know, reviews are coming up.

"Suphel": Calm down, calm down....

See lazy, free-loader, speed bump, anchor, anti-productive

7.

No, really, that kid's not calm.

Park: Hey guys.

Duker: Dude, calm down.

Harry: This kid's not calm.


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