What is Calm Yo Beard?
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The phrase one uses when someone needs to calm the fuck down. After being told this, the persons life will take a turn for the better and they will gain a new outlook on life.
Person 1: oh my god I'm so worried about my test it defines my future..wah wah bitch bitch.
Person 2: bitch calm yo beard!!!
Person 1: wow I have a new outlook on life..
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