Calm Yo Beard

What is Calm Yo Beard?


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The phrase one uses when someone needs to calm the fuck down. After being told this, the persons life will take a turn for the better and they will gain a new outlook on life.

Person 1: oh my god I'm so worried about my test it defines my future..wah wah bitch bitch.

Person 2: bitch calm yo beard!!!

Person 1: wow I have a new outlook on life..

See beard, bitch, worry, outlook, life


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