Calm Your Fuck

What is Calm Your Fuck?


1.

A call for rationality irrationally phrased. To be used when the subtlest of ironies seems necessary.

Friend: Do you think the Cuban's gonna kill me? I mean, there's no way I could've known she was his wife.

You: Dude, calm your fuck and buy me another beer.

See calm the fuck down, fuck, dude, irony, wiggins


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