Calm Your Noodles

What is Calm Your Noodles?


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basically calm the f*** down, chill out, take a breather.

It can also mean calm that noodle, noodle as in your penis.

Paris- OMG guys I have to do so much shit tonight, I'm going to be in over my head.

Sam- WOW why dont you CALM YOUR NOODLES...physco

See noodles, chill out, relax, weiner


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