Calm Your Shit

What is Calm Your Shit?


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When a person is overreacting in a situation where it is completely unwarranted, one can be told to calm their shit. This can also be used to describe redundancy. Basically, someone is being annoying, a spaz, weird, or just plain being a dbag, you may use this phrase.

A kid crosses the street when the no walk sign was flashing and a car almost hits him.

Dumbass kid: WTF? That fucker almost hit me!

Bystander: Calm your shit! You shouldn't have been in the road!

See chill, calm, down, relax, suck, it up


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