Calm Your Tits

What is Calm Your Tits?

this phrase is used when someone you are with is too uptight to calm them down

judy: "oh my goodness my hair looks terrible today"

steve: "no, no it doesnt judy"

judy: "shut up steve, yes it does ahhhhh"

steve: "alright judy calm your tits"

See calm, tits, uptight, shut up

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