What is Calmette?
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A "calmette" is a person who is new or inexperienced in a subject, usually an online dating site. Calmettes are usually annoying and excessively stupid. Do not confuse calmettes with calvins, who are inexperienced people that tend to be more mature and strive to become better.
Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Girl: Ew gtfo you calmette.
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A fealing of near-orgasmic happyness cause purly by unsexual means
"Wow a red button. I feal so Skobalibab."
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1. one who believes in or practices the theory of a vegemarian diet.
2. a vegetarian diet that includes seafood
John is a vegemarian..
