What is Calmette?
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A "calmette" is a person who is new or inexperienced in a subject, usually an online dating site. Calmettes are usually annoying and excessively stupid. Do not confuse calmettes with calvins, who are inexperienced people that tend to be more mature and strive to become better.
Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Girl: Ew gtfo you calmette.
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A furtive sexual act performed while small children in another room are distracted by video entertainment.
Just got the new Dora video...
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Indication of being very hungry indeed.
'I'm so hungry, I could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate.'
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