What is Calmette?
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A "calmette" is a person who is new or inexperienced in a subject, usually an online dating site. Calmettes are usually annoying and excessively stupid. Do not confuse calmettes with calvins, who are inexperienced people that tend to be more mature and strive to become better.
Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Girl: Ew gtfo you calmette.
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a sarcastic reply to someone who utters a statement that is obvious or that goes without saying.
gf: "maybe we should just go with..
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w.u.g.w.m stands for will you go with me?
a popular abbreviation in the armagh area(northern ireland)
'going with someone' i..
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The act of being a Polish One
and/or
Displaying tendencies of a Polish One
"Look, she's stroking her beard. Thats real Poli..