What is Calmette?
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A "calmette" is a person who is new or inexperienced in a subject, usually an online dating site. Calmettes are usually annoying and excessively stupid. Do not confuse calmettes with calvins, who are inexperienced people that tend to be more mature and strive to become better.
Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Girl: Ew gtfo you calmette.
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having a sniggle (cigarette) with a friend.
"Man, work sucked balls today. I could really go for a snig-snog with my nig-nog."..
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have fun, chill
"roll out with your pole out".
"jump out with your stump out".
"kick out with your dick out&..
