What is Calmette?
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A "calmette" is a person who is new or inexperienced in a subject, usually an online dating site. Calmettes are usually annoying and excessively stupid. Do not confuse calmettes with calvins, who are inexperienced people that tend to be more mature and strive to become better.
Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Girl: Ew gtfo you calmette.
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A list of places to be and people to see on a night out.
Save some coke for the last stop of the nitinerary, we'll need it.
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Quite Possibly the best selection of words a person could ever put together in a sentence.
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Oddis:"Hey man wuts up?"
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