What is Calmette?
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A "calmette" is a person who is new or inexperienced in a subject, usually an online dating site. Calmettes are usually annoying and excessively stupid. Do not confuse calmettes with calvins, who are inexperienced people that tend to be more mature and strive to become better.
Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Girl: Ew gtfo you calmette.
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sl. for felatio. Originating from the similarities between the face a blowslut makes while she's sucking on your wang and the face..
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An extremely smelly eye-curling shit
Oh darling did you have to do such a yeast powder biscuit before our friewnds come round?
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