Calthusian Guard

What is Calthusian Guard?

A not-so-ancient, not-so-secret, and not-so-great order founded rather recently by a man in an attempt to gain elite ranking by any means necessary.

"I am an elite member of the Calthusian Guard!"

"Big deal, I have a BJ's membership!"

Pismit

1. the act of pissing and vomiting at the same time;when something is so disgusting it makes you piss and vomit at the same time My parent..

Anus Slasher

1. a fag is to be known as an anus slasher. it can also be used to replace the word "fag"... the explanation of the originatio..

Jerkin The Pickle

1. pullin the pud, whackin the weiner, chokin the chicken, massaging the purple headed warrior, rubbin the genie's lamp, sharpening th..

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