Calthusian Guard

What is Calthusian Guard?

A not-so-ancient, not-so-secret, and not-so-great order founded rather recently by a man in an attempt to gain elite ranking by any means necessary.

"I am an elite member of the Calthusian Guard!"

"Big deal, I have a BJ's membership!"

Launch

1. What Captian does to every 'Zig' for great justice. Launch every 'Zig' for great justice. See kenny 2. 1. Raise..

Omni-presence

1. Keith(is sexy)-guitar/kazoo David(also sexy)-Drums/turntables/percussion (Mr.)Tom-Bass/planting in the garden Joe(fatts)-rhythem guit..

W/e

1. slang or abbrv. for whatever Ok u know what..stop messin with me..forget it...w/e! 2. A slang used by fucktards who don't want t..

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