Calthusian Guard

What is Calthusian Guard?

A not-so-ancient, not-so-secret, and not-so-great order founded rather recently by a man in an attempt to gain elite ranking by any means necessary.

"I am an elite member of the Calthusian Guard!"

"Big deal, I have a BJ's membership!"

Kneenis

1. Unbeknownst to many, the knee, like the elbow, has a wenis. This flap of skin is known as the kneenis. I grabbed your kneenis! See kne..

Zzzt Click

1. A noise and upward hand motion used to signal to someone that you are ignoring them. Comes from the sound a glass divider makes when yo..

Log One Out

1. The act of evacuating ones bowels. To take a dump I'll be back in 10, i just have to log one out See turd, shit, log, poop, poo..

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