Calthusian Guard

What is Calthusian Guard?

A not-so-ancient, not-so-secret, and not-so-great order founded rather recently by a man in an attempt to gain elite ranking by any means necessary.

"I am an elite member of the Calthusian Guard!"

"Big deal, I have a BJ's membership!"

I'm Not

1. When there's killing outside of your house and your not a part of it. Homicide outside, nigga I'm Not See im, not, pussy, ni..

One Bite Syndrome

1. suffering the inability to consume the final bite of a meal, yet if a full serving was presented you could physically be able to consume..

Zombification

1. The process of animating corpse; in the traditional voudoun religion, this is achieved through fissioning the soul to detatch that part ..

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