Calthusian Guard

What is Calthusian Guard?

A not-so-ancient, not-so-secret, and not-so-great order founded rather recently by a man in an attempt to gain elite ranking by any means necessary.

"I am an elite member of the Calthusian Guard!"

"Big deal, I have a BJ's membership!"

Issy-boo-boo

1. a lisa frank glitter stick. Don't touch my issy-boo-boo! See Lauren..

Threeskin

1. Smaller than the foreskin, but longer than a twoskin. What you call your foreskin after you put it in a meat grinder. It's usually ..

Quadrafin

1. noun: $20 bill; the equivalent of 4 fins. I slipped her a quadrafin for the rusty trombone and was on my way. See buck, sawbuck, fin,..

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