Calthusian Guard

What is Calthusian Guard?

A not-so-ancient, not-so-secret, and not-so-great order founded rather recently by a man in an attempt to gain elite ranking by any means necessary.

"I am an elite member of the Calthusian Guard!"

"Big deal, I have a BJ's membership!"

Jippy Joe

1. A voluteer firefighter that has more emergency lighting on his/her personal car than a fire truck does. Or a voluteer firefighter that ..

Dead Mouse

1. When a female places her used tampon in a toilet and doesn't flush it. "What skank left a dead mouse in the toilet?" Ja..

Keepin It Local

1. Going out to a bar or nightclub for the evening, but staying close to home. Brian: Hey Chris, are you headed downtown later? Chris: Na..

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