Calthusian Guard

What is Calthusian Guard?

A not-so-ancient, not-so-secret, and not-so-great order founded rather recently by a man in an attempt to gain elite ranking by any means necessary.

"I am an elite member of the Calthusian Guard!"

"Big deal, I have a BJ's membership!"

Masturbating The Piss Off

1. masturbating the piss off 1.To masturbate just to get rid of anger 2.To masturbate to piss yourself off 3.To masturbate only to piss ..

Risking Coldplay

1. unfastening your seatbelt in a car for the purposes of removing your jacket. I think I shall remove my coat before I get in the car, or..

Zurain

1. 'Eye of God' or 'God's Vision.' (Persian) And 'Fierce Warrior'(Balochi) He thinks ahead; he is pr..

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