Calthusian Guard

What is Calthusian Guard?


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A not-so-ancient, not-so-secret, and not-so-great order founded rather recently by a man in an attempt to gain elite ranking by any means necessary.

"I am an elite member of the Calthusian Guard!"

"Big deal, I have a BJ's membership!"


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