Calthusian Guard

What is Calthusian Guard?

A not-so-ancient, not-so-secret, and not-so-great order founded rather recently by a man in an attempt to gain elite ranking by any means necessary.

"I am an elite member of the Calthusian Guard!"

"Big deal, I have a BJ's membership!"

Jelly Azz

1. a super phat azz that is soft and jiggly. the chickenhead down the street with the ponytail, bubble azz and wide hipz..

Yussre

1. a person who likes to eat stuffed cabbage with rice and enjoys a good massage on their legs at all times enjoys laying on the floor a..

Victorious

1. What you yell when you win. <after winning> OH! VICTORIOUS! See win, yay, ha, chicken, sandwhich..

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