Calum Jamieson Edit Meaning

1.

A freckled scottish homosexual transvestitewho has the gayest songs on his ipod you can imagine. He loves beyonce and has got 8 Girls Aloud and 5 Spice Girls albums on his ipod. He actually cried when the Spice Girls broke up.

His ex girlfriend whom he broke up with due to reasons of extreme homosexual urges looks like a dog and is the ugliest and most annoying girl in school.

Calum: I can't believe the Spice Girls broke up!! I think I'm gonna faint.

Me:Um... yeah whatever, let's not make a big thing out of it.

Calum: UH! I can't believe you just said that. (Runs away and stays in a chronic state of depression for 9 months. The police have saved him many times from suicidal attempts).

2.

He's a guy who was nastily targeted by a smoka da pancake fashhha...father, other Dutch ppl r kewl tho, back to this calum guy he's ok...

calum-word up

guy-hi

calum-whats the score fuckers

guy gay robot...

calum-yea...sry i got inspiration from listining to Mark

3.

A British fag that is obsessed with that stupid soccer team whats it called??

Oh yeah Arsenal.

Calum Jamieson loves Arsenal