What is Calumet Park?
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a boring shitty suburb two seconds outside chicago. it's basically black middle class, most people are cool but then there are some who are so ghetto fab it makes me gag. they have kickass fast food. there's a ton of hotels so everyone has sex. also known as cal park.
you can be standing on a calumet park street and cross the street and be in chicago.
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when someone sets out to make something "cool" or enhance something, when in reality their efforts make that thing terrible.
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To get Crunk. The nirvana of Crunk. The most Crunk you can possibly be.
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