What is Calumet Park?
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a boring shitty suburb two seconds outside chicago. it's basically black middle class, most people are cool but then there are some who are so ghetto fab it makes me gag. they have kickass fast food. there's a ton of hotels so everyone has sex. also known as cal park.
you can be standing on a calumet park street and cross the street and be in chicago.
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when, in the middle of pooping, you think you are done but end up having to go again 10 minutes later.
people asked if i was sick or so..
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An asshole that has been fucked so much that the muscles in the asshole loose all elasticity and therefor the asshole sags abnormally.
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