Calvin College

What is Calvin College?


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A tiny, ass college in michigan. not a single drop of beer or drugs on campus. 99% dutch. they are tall blonde snobby bastards. although it gets alot of snow here, so good for snowboarding and skiing.

pretty much nothing happens here except maybe calvin vs. hope basketball game. also it has the highest acceptance rate of 98%. also all the christian school kids across america come here. and few messed up kids who didn't get in anywhere else. also its like 35k a year, so if your not one of the following don't even bother.

Dutch

chrstian

tall

hot

Don't know john calvin or J.C (The J.C)

Guy 1:hey i got into calvin College

Guy 2: whoaa man your screwed, im going to UVA, cuz im rich And smart

Guy 1: stop saying bad words like "screw" that is un christian like.

Guy 2: i don't give a damn, anyways have fun dancin with J.C

See calvin, college, grand, rapids, michigan


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