Calvin Mode

What is Calvin Mode?


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To initiate "calvin mode" is to raise one's hands and place then flat on one's head in order to mimic an incredibly homosexual hairstyle. The hair in question is rumored to equate to the length of half a football field, and is reported to have pierced hot air balloons from the ground.

Calvin: "Were there dinosaurs before the earth was made?"

Mr. Ziprick: "Like they say on reality TV shows: Calvin, you are the biggest loser."

Group of Geniuses: "INITIATE CALVIN MODE!"

See calvin, keat, jacob, dumb, mode


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