Calving

What is Calving?


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a girl gets down on all fours with her calves to the ceiling. a boy sits on her back facing the opposite direction of her face with his feet placed gently on her calves. he then pulls down his pants and leaves them around his ankles as the girl arches her back. he proceeds to make a bowel movement, while reading a newspaper, on her back in the arch to avoid getting feces on his butt. after he is finished, he takes two fingers and puts them in her mouth like a fish hook. the sound that the fish hook makes mimics a flushing sound. he then gets up and walks out without ever looking back.

"i went calving this weekend."

"let me calve you"

See bowel movement, big sausage pizza, tyler, kelly, gordy, tori


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