Calvinitis

What is Calvinitis?

1.

A syndrome commonly associated with people who find the toilet a place to rush or be rushed upon, often leading to inadequate wiping or no wiping at all. This generally causes the smearage of dingleberries on, and around the anus.

'I was taking a shit when my phone rang, no time to wipe, left me with calvinitis for the rest of the day.'

See dingleberries, shit, bog, turd, calvin
35

Random Words:

Yippie
1. Term created by Abbie Hoffman and Jerry Rubin in the mid-1960s to refer to "members" of the Youth International Party (YIP!). ..
Read more
W00tz0rness
1. when u r really happy that u have owned the other player with little effoft. player 1: omg i died again player 2: dude i didnt even tr..
Read more
Linkish
1. An adjective used to describe a person who, despite doing a huge amount of work to help a woman out, manages to never get any action fro..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free