Calvinitis

What is Calvinitis?

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A syndrome commonly associated with people who find the toilet a place to rush or be rushed upon, often leading to inadequate wiping or no wiping at all. This generally causes the smearage of dingleberries on, and around the anus.

'I was taking a shit when my phone rang, no time to wipe, left me with calvinitis for the rest of the day.'

See dingleberries, shit, bog, turd, calvin
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