What is Calvon?
1.
A stupid person
Very uneducated
Has a problem seeing the obvious
Very big n00b towards computers
Note: Cal is short for Calvon
"Damn Cal you sure are one lame fucka, RAM can't leak."
"Damn Cal don't you see that just a load."
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2.
A skinny person who eats dick with his she male lover
man your such a whore calvin
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