Calzone Edit Meaning

1.

A pizza turnover, very good.

Sbarros makes good calzones, I can't stand the spinach and cheese ones.

I do like the sausage or pepper and cheese calzones.

See Saints

2.

the defenition of lurk; lurk master.

damn you got calzoned.

See calzone, lurk, lurker, dan, lol

3.

(n) A Southern Californian who has moved to Arizona. Usually a self righteous, drunk, bigot, college kid who goes to an Arizona college (on daddy's money) because they couldn't get into USC or UCLA.

I.E. USC (or UCLA) overflow that resides in Arizona.

Todd is such a calzone.

Look at those calzones.

See tucson, calzone, arizona, california, college, humor, usc, ucla, ucb, university, asu

4.

When a guy ejaculates into a girl's vagina, then she crawls on top of him and squeezes the man-goo out onto his chest, not unlike squeezing a cheese calzone.

That bitch got so mad when I came in her that she calzoned me.

See calzone, man-goo, squeeze, crawl, vagina

5.

Someone who is soft, or takes the soft option - i.e. a Flake. Brought about during a dinner where 4 men were eating; three ordered a Mixed Grill and one ordered the Calzone.

Person 1: "We went out drinking last night, and we all drank bourbon but Jim was sipping champagne."

Person 2: "That guy is such a Calzone."

See soft, flake, fag, loser, pussy

6.

A great texturer and modeler, always thinks he sucks but in truth he pwnz j00.