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A brief masturbatory interlude separating a lengthy period of idle procrastination and a period of productive intellectual functioning.
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After giving advice to people on a forum, this phrase clarifies that you are serious adn not "messing with the newbies"
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Having a cock the size of an electron.
An electron has no definite size and a mass of approximately 10^-34 Kg. Approximately 0.0000000..