What is Cam?
1.
Acronym for: ‘Crying And Masturbating’. Derived from an emotion or feeling one has after coming to terms with the absence of a goal or achievement desired (most commonly entailing the female species). In its defined form to cry over something while at the same time masturbating over it, commonly used as a humorous antic to express to others the extreme brutality of ones failure.
2. CAM town, Used to represent an upcoming or past event where individuals at this event will either be CAMing or an individual will be CAMing about making an appearance at this event.
1.
Person A: I really wanted to load that woman over there
Person B: you are an ugly mut and you have no chance
Person A: when I get home im gonna cam over that woman
2.
Person A: Cottams BBQ was the biggest CAMtown known to mankind
Person B: agreed
2.
ridiculously good looking, an amazing man
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3.
VERB: to pull a cam--
to receive oral pleasure from a girl you really really like, but then say something dumb like "Do you have herpes?" and fuck it up completely.
"Dude, he totally pulled a Cam. And he could have gotten amazing head every single day from that girl! What a
fucktard !"
4.
Cam, a name usually reserved for men with gigantic penises, and relativity large feet.
Also it means "crooked nose man"
If you have a crooked nose, a really large penis, or big feet, your name should be Cam
Girl#1: I had a great time last night.
Girl#2 Did you get together with your boy?
Girl#1 yeah, he had the dick the size of a Cam!
Girl#2 No Way, your so lucky!
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5.
to accidentaly spill beer over somebody in a drunken state
''Everything was ok till she cam'd me! Now my pants are all wet!''
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6.
A camshaft. Automobile enthusiasts who speak of "cams" are usually describing aftermarket camshafts designed to provide greater flow of air/fuel mixture, and therefore more torque and horsepower, than the stock camshafts that come with most vehicles.
When Aaron gets paid on Friday, he plans to go to the speed shop and buy a Shrick 256 cam.
7.
verb. To perform on a webcam.
I cam from about noon to 7:00 pm.
