What is Camaro?
1.
A beautiful, ungodly fast car that can be picked up for about $8000 and will shit on your eurotrash wannabe porsche's or Jags and your homo-erotic ricer club boyz.
hands down the most bang for your buck
give me $1200 for suspsension, and my camaro will embarass your expensive imports all day long on the track.
the only way to make a camaro vs. import race interesting is to start in 3rd gear.
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2.
the official mode of transportation of mullets around the world.
See also "camaro cut".
You should have seen this hick riding past my house. He had this primered-out 82 Camaro with T-tops, and his mullet was flapping out the top.
3.
One of the fastest modes of transportation known to mullet-kind. Also driven by poor rednecks who don't know any better and never will. Endless source of arguments about which sucks less: Camaros, Mustangs, or Civics.
Bubba John: Did you see my "new" 89 Camaro?
Billy Bob: Hell yea, that's a sweet ride. Did you break her in yet?
Bubba John: Yep, nailed my sister Billie Rae in the back seat last night.
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4.
A relatively good American car. Not that that's saying much.
5.
A device or mode of transportation used while courting your sister, mother or any other immediate family member with a vagina. Usually has to be traded in for a shabby pickup truck once the young-uns start coming.
I knocked up my sister in my camaro.
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6.
A vehicle, usually ranging in the model years of 1972-1992 seen in trailer parks across america. Has a 350 motor with nothing else but a chrome aircleaner & glasspacks. Jack shit for rear passenger space. Lots of rust.
Owners' usually going through mid life crisis.
Go to your local trailer park if you don't believe me.
7.
Final stage of a white trash starter kit, after moving into a stylish trailer park and growing the infamous norfolk neckwarmer(also known as a mullet). Many believe this vehicle is best colored in a gray primer, topped off with off road tires and window louvers. Known in the eighties and early nineties to have somewhere near the a whopping 175 horsepower and quarter mile times just under twenty seconds. due to the popularity of these older models production has stopped to help the poor be able to own something rare, aside from vhs copies of dale the movie.
nuttin looke sweeter than my z28 cept maybe my sister.
who the hell needs a pickup truck when ya got off roads on your camaro.
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