Cambridge

What is Cambridge?


1.

Best place in the world

2.

City outside of Boston, MA. Great town for liberals and socialists, where people voted for Obama by 88% in 2008. A lot to do, not like the suburbs where you have to travel into a place like Cambridge to do something.

High School student from suburbs: Shut up, you think you're so cool from the college town, Cambridge

Cambridge high school student: Funny, you wanna describe what you did last weekend? anything interesting to do in the suburbs?

Suburban student: played on my xbox 360, got a gamerscore of 50,000.

Cambridge student: exactly

See city, liberal, socialist, boston, crls

3.

Home of the largest fuckin Rowers in the World!

Sold their souls for the strength of 20 men.

Expect 2nd place when racing.

"Who are those guys?!"

"That's Cambridge"

"That guy's a novice?!?!?!?"

"He's 12 feet tall with biceps the size of my chest"

"No fuckin way he's a novice"

See massive, ginormous, soulless

4.

If you go to Oxforduniversity then Cambridge is considered to be 'the other place'.

If you have Anal sex with someone then they have been to 'the other place' aka Cambridge.

"Yeah, that guy totally went to Cambridge with me without asking"

"Maybe he slipped?"

"No, you don't slip that many times..."

"Does Cambridge hurt?"

See anal, sex, oxford, anal sex, slags, up the shitter

5.

1. Home of the fastest runners this side of the universe. Everyone in this town is solid, except for the crew team. People who do crew are pansies.

2. NOT a suburb.

Did you see that kid from Cambridge go by? Neither did I!

Those kids from Cambridge sure would bang out those rotten Somerville kids any day of the week!

I heard the crew team is having a get together. Let's totally crash it and teach them a lesson!

See track, fast, lightning, boston, cambridge, suburb, city, urban

6.

Place where the elite student fraternity can 'mix with the locals' hence their insistance at pushing to the fron of queues, being obnoxious, thinking they are the first people to get arseholed by drinkng more than 2 pints of Stella.

Situtated north of Londonthe Council has been forward thinking in its provision of gerneral amenitites , that is if your a student, on the benefits or an O.A.P. The architecture remains just as it did 300 years ago which is when most of the council members where born.

Many people can enjoy nights out, standing six deep at the bar waiting to get served because the lack of any real decent drinking establishments.

"hey shall we go clubbing in Cambridge?" "Fuck that, lets go to Newmarket and start a fight with some jockeys"

7.

Home to many intelligent people, an annoying university, and bad public elementary schools. 02138 (zip code) is apart of it, which is considered the most opinionated zip code in the world. C's up.

Man, I hate it when people say Cambridge is Harvard and Harvard is in Boston.

See PL


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