Cambridge Ontario

What is Cambridge Ontario?


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noun.

pronounced Cahm-brydge

A small city west of Toronto filled with record high teenage pregnancies and drug use, due to boredom. The city is split into three areas (Galt, Preston, and Hespeler) which are constantly feuding over which is more 'Ghetto.' About 90% of the towns population smoke marijuana on a regular basis, and from time to time you can observe them doing so, walking down Queen st (the oldest area in Hespeler, filled with crack heads and junkies.) The favourite food of the Cambridge suburbanites is Twice The Deal pizza.

"Yo man i gotta reach Cambridge Ontario for some blow."

See baby factory, kitchener


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