Cambridge University Edit Meaning

1.

A university where the top students go to drink, party and lose their virginity,

Cambridge University: What grades did you get?

Student: AAAA

Cambridge University: Ok are you still a virgin?

Student: Yes

Cambridge University: Ok then you're in. dont worry you'll pop your cherry with a nice organ scholar soon enough!

See cambridge university, virgin, a level, exams, students

2.

The joint top University in Great Bitain. It is full of some of the brightest students in the country. Its joint top with Oxford. Oxford and Cambridge are often called Oxbridge.

Cambridge: How did you do in your exams?

Student: Yes, I got straight A's

Cambridge:Well the come to Cambridge University

See cambridge, oxford, oxbridge

3.

The collective noun for "ponces".

There's a veritable Cambridge University of pompous gits over there.

4.

Home of the masses of wonderful fairies, cross dressers, and rude cliptomaniacal wheelchair users steven hawking. Oh and dave, who rules

my god, i wish i was at "cambridge university" its SO cool!

5.

The best uni EVER which does not tolerate nothern scum

ryan: ayeup man, im gonna apply for Cambridge University

chris:HA good one

See hawtness

6.

A large collection of the less well endowed bastards on this earth (Both in a physical and mental sense)

What a cambridge university undergraduate!

See idiot, moron, small, gaylord, wanker

7.

A sound uni where we don't tolerate state school scum

The guy who wrote the above definition is a cunt who did not go to Cambridge University

See Tino