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A man who is involuntarily celibate. He has no girlfriend (or boyfriend), and knows he can't get one, so he just jerks off to porn..
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searching through carpet to find crack.
person1: where's mitch?
person2: oh,he's gone bunny surfing
See crack, bunny, lose..
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Someone who doesn't believe in the awesomness of the Legend of Zelda series.
My best friend Taylor owns a couple Zelda games, but ..