Camp Cutler

What is Camp Cutler?


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Camp Cutler is a fine Cub Scout Camping Retreat in the Western New York Finger Lakes area. A long time hazing ritual for the newest Cubs involves the senior members taking a dump in a tube sock (preferably a 3 striper), then tying the end in a half-knot (these youngsters are well-versed in their knots). As night time falls, the first-timers are then awaken from their sleep, marched to a solid Oak, stripped to their BVD's and tied to the tree. Imagine the chagrin of the Older Scouts as they then take turns flogging the youngsters with the shit-socks. The virgin Cubs are made to shout "sock it to me" as the ritual progresses. Needless to say, much fun is had by all. This experience is said to make the Cubs ready to tackle the next phase on the scouting ladder, "WeeBlows".

Scout 1 - Hey fella, you stink.

Scout 2 - Yeah, I got Cutler'd last night.

Scout 1 - Did they use the 3 stripers?

Scout 2 - Dam'n straight fool!


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