Camp Rock

What is Camp Rock?


1.

One of the worst, most terrible movies ever.

Only popular because Disney takes ideas that worked well (High School Musical), and suck them dry until just mentioning the idea makes people cringe.

Also popular because the Jonas Brothers "starred" in it (actually JOE starred in it and the other two were only in for like ten minutes of the movie).

Camp Rock sucked more than Monica Lewinsky.

See horrible, gross, vomit, bad, terrible, shit

2.

Proof that Disney needs to feed on children's souls to survive.

Watch Camp Rock for your soul

See suck, disney, children, rock

3.

A SHOW FOR FAGS

PERSON 1: DID YOU SEE CAMP ROCK PREMIRE LAST NIGHT?

PERSON 2: WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A FAG?

See fags, queer, fudge packer, homo, gay

4.

A disney Channel original movie featuring the Jonas brothers, and introducing Alyson Stoner: who plays Caitlyn, Demi Lovato: who plays Mitchie, Jasmine Richards: Who plays Margret Dupree etc. The two main characters, Shane Gray (Who's played by Joe Jonas) and Mitchie (Who's played by Demi Lovato) meet one another at a camp, where Shane starts out as a jerk. She brings him back to his normal self that he was before he got famous. A movie about finding yourself, and not lying about who you really are.

"You're the voice I hear inside my head. The reason that I'm singing I need to find you. I gotta find you." - Shane Gray to his 'mystery girl'

"This is real, this is me, I'm exactly where I'm suposed to be now." - Demi Lovato

"You're going to Camp rock!" - Mitchies mom.

Mitchie: C'mon, I know you're not a jerk.

Shane: Being a jerk is just living up to the rockstar image

Mitchie: Are you still looking for you're mystery girl?

Shane: Why? Are you jealous?

Mitchie: Jerk. But the screaming girls seem to like you.

Shane: Which brings me back to the jealous thing.

Mitchie: I was wrong, you are a jerk :)

Shane: :O

(L)

See jonas brothers, joe jonas, demi lovato

5.

A Disney Channel T.V. movie that stars newcomer Demi Lovato and the platinum selling recording group- the Jonas Brothers. It premieres on Disney Channel on June 20. It is based on a girl who desperatley wants to go to Camp Rock, but can only attend if she works in the kitchen. She is over-heard by star Shane Gray and he falls in love with her voice and tries to figure out who she is.

"I am so excited for Camp Rock! It's going to be the best movie ever!!!"

See jonas brothers, disney, movie, television, demi lovato

6.

One of the many heartwarming movies in Disney history. People have their own points of view on it, but mine is is that it's wonderful. It makes you strive to get to your dream, to succeed in what you do best! Demi, Joe, Kevin, Nick, and all the other actors and actresses are beautifully blessed and talented. I stand behind them even though some people don't.

Girl 1- Do you like Camp Rock?

Girl 2- Uh, yes! It's awesome!

See disney, demi lovato, joe jonas, kevin jonas, nick jonas


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