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Jacking off at random times in random places. If someone is a spontaneous masturbater, you never know when they will just whip their di..
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Walking up to your friend's door and calling their cell (from your cell) to be let in. This is often because you're both lame ..
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refers to the soupy consistency of a bowel movement the morning after a heavy night of drinking.
"Chris opened up the soup kitchen..
